dont like something step on it!!!!!

A lonley old man, with all the atention any1 could recive in the world from 1000 cats, and 20 dead ones, relised wat a acomplishment he had made with his life, of giving a friendly face to so many cats, then decided he wanted to c this face, so with much grace and gusto he tuged then pulled the drape off the mirror, with much horror he falls to the cold lino floor screaming "wat has happened to my mirror " then as a puff of wind passes the house he drops dead ! Like many of he cats have b4 him.! I ask u how, who and wat event caused this man to go this way????